GREETINGS MINIONS! Welcome to the Pathetic Home-Page of GinSoakedBoy Harbinger of Tastelessness and Mind-Numbing Triviality Irreverent (and probably irrelevent) also very likely obsolete. -Tigers Tamed -Fires Started -Revolutions Set in Motion -Assassinations Plotted -Uprisings Quelled -Small Children Terrorised -Strange Smells Perpetrated -Carpets Muddied -Feet Inserted into Mouths -Bars Emptied Feel free to pour scorn at your leisure. 1) Verily I say unto you, that GinSoakedBoy did look upon the face of the net and she did crave it in her secret heart. 2) And so she journeyed to a Sacred Place (25MB, own password) and waved the holey sock o'er the chaos that was The Web and said 'Let there be a Page, a Pandora's Box, a veritable Cornucopia of Random Shite and Uninteresting Personal Details, that the Stalkers may gather in This Place for sustenance. (Hi Kurin!) 3) And so it came to pass in only six hours, and in The Seventh Hour, GinSoakedBoy did look upon that which she had made and saw that it was as pathetic as the Roman Candle in a £10 box of fireworks bought from The Local Corner Shop, at the last minute, on Guy Fawkes Night (Yea, and more disappointing than the Rocket) 4) And the Demons of Cyber-Space sent forth a plague of Spam because she didn't know how to do that encrypting Java thingy with the percentage signs to her email link. 5) And so shall it be unto the the tenth generation of Pandora's Box because she still hasn't bothered to look it up. THE WHOLLY DRIVEL Bagpuss 3, curses 1 - 5 INTERESTS Making Things Breaking Things Mending Things Music - Haydn to Ladytron via Punk & Ragtime. Clubbing - trash, sleaze & kitsch. 17th/18th/19th century literature/poetry Renaissance Art Medieval and BauHaus Architecture Inane Banter Pointless Internet Activity Meaningful Drinking FAVOURITE QUOTES "I've got a plan and I know where I'm going, it's just that my knickers are showing..." - DD&hSW "Either be a Piece of Art or wear one" - Oscar Wilde "I had a plan... a good plan. Smart, carefully laid out... but I got bored" - Spike "Swing your Pants" - Trevor & Simon "I can't, I've got a bone in my leg" - My Mum

SWING YOUR PANTS! FAVOURITE THINGS David Devant & his Spirit Wife Buffy the Vampire Slayer - (so sue me) Withnail & I The Catcher in the Rye Mushrooms The SpikeBot 2003 - (All Hail the Mighty MushMouse) FAVOURITE PEOPLE Oscar Wilde Quentin Crisp Jane Austen Val Denham Aubrey Beardsley Wilfred Owen J. R. R. Tolkien David Bowie (may his talent Rest in Peace) LINKS EMAIL ME or the kitty dies ACME PLANET COLLECTABLE TOYS My Ebay Page Buy some stuff off me or the kitty... er... dies again, but really, really painfully this time. VARIOUS DEVANT LINKS "All done with Kindness" for those with a highly developed musical and visual taste. MAGIC! Join Buffy Meetup and sit in a pub once a month, with a lot of people who are just as obsessed as you are. Heaven... or Hell...? - You decide. Alas, JAMESMARSTERS.COM is no more *sniff* So we all buggered off to MORETHANSPIKE.COM MONKEY SALAD Now this, is just plain weird!